Tuesday, June 26, 2012

TMI Tuesday - sweet summertime

TMI Tuesday 6/26/2012

1. Summer is a time to escape, kick back and chill. What is your favourite way to relax when the warm weather hits?
I'm not a mad dog nor am I an Englishman, so I do have the sense to stay out of the noonday sun.  Actually, I suffered an episode of heat stroke a decade ago, and since then heat has gotten to me far more than it did when I was in my youth.  My favorite locale to enjoy the summer heat is indoors with the air conditioning set near the 70 degree mark.

2. Have you ever been to a drive-in movie theatre? My first date was to a drive-in movie, what is your best memory of these classic outdoor theatres?
When I was 16, I went to a drive-in movie with a girlfriend named Denise who I only dated for a few weeks.  I didn't get any further with her than my hand on a breast over her shirt, but she was an outstanding kisser.  We necked pretty good through both movies of a double feature before the night was done.  It's strange that this particular night was my best drive-in experience, as I had sex with both of my ex-wives at drive-ins, including once when BlissfulTorment and I took LSD before a showing of the Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.  Somehow none of those other nights were as memorable as that movie date with Denise.

3. Have you ever had a summer fling? How did it develop and why did it end?
I guess the closest thing I've had to a summer fling was a tried experience with Blissful Torment and a guy named Larry.  Larry was our girlfriend Cherub's roommate and though he was essentially gay, he presented himself to Ms Torment and I as actually being bisexual.  One hot and sultry summer night Ms Torment, Cherub and I had one of our lengthy sessions involving spanking, bondage, and sensation play that culminated with me fucking the two girls in turn on cherub's bed.  At the same time, Larry was entertaining a boyfriend in their living room, which had a clear view of our activities.  I was told later that after seeing me fuck Cherub and Bliss, Larry decided he wanted in on a similar pounding.

Now as I explained in my 100 things about Michael post, I do consider myself "gender-queer" because I can get a kick out of dominating a dude, but I'm not interested in actual sex with a guy.  So, in the end, Larry was never going to get the fucking he desired, but it was fun playing with him alongside Bliss in her Mistress role.  The whole thing lasted a couple of weeks and included an outstanding scene (at the bottom of a YWCA swimming pool that had been drained) where she dominated Larry and I took pictures.  I've never seen a Hoyer Lift used for suspension bondage in a BDSM video, but I used it to suspend him in the pool by his wrists that night.

It ended because I wouldn't fuck him.  I am enough of a sadist that I allowed him to beg and plead for the privilege (repeatedly) before I told him no, and he did seem to enjoy the repeated humiliation at first.  He didn't seem to mind Ms Torment fucking him instead, at first.  But inside of a couple weeks, it finally dawned on Larry that I really wasn't ever going to tie him up and give him the screwing he wanted.

4. Board shorts and bikinis leave something to the imagination, but have you ever tried a nude beach?
I've never really had the opportunity, it's not like the Midwest is covered with nude beaches.  Serafina's terribly shy in some ways, so I'm not even sure she'd be game to skinny-dip in our friend's pool . . .

5. What are your thoughts on the Speedo and the Wicked Weasel?
I had to look up the term "Wicked Weasel" just to understand the question . . .

6. The warm weather is a great opportunity to “get busy” outdoors? Have you ever? Tell us about it.
As I said in a previous post, "The craziest place I've ever had sex was at an interstate highway rest area during the middle of the day with a group of nuns picnicking 20 or 30 yards away."  BTW - that's also my personal prescription for avoiding driver fatigue.

7. Sunrise or sunset? Which is your summer favourite?
Late summer sunset at the Grand Canyon is my all time favorite.

A couple of friends and I would sit in employee housing, smoking pot and drinking lightly until the clock hit the right moment, then we'd hop in my old Chevy and go racing out West Rim Drive to a special spot where we'd disappear over the rim on a faint trail, escape the crowds, and sit on a ledge, dangling our feet over the abyss, watching the sun set over the canyon rim.

8. What is the one summer delight that really quenches your thirst? How about your lust?
My all time favorite drink is simply a nice cold Coke.  To really quench my lust we'll need to get out some rope or restraints . . .

Bonus:  Summer is the time to participate in outdoor activities. Where would you most like to have sex :
– on the beach?
– at a picnic?
– camping?

I've previously had sex in all those places, but the one that sounds best would be a remote camping trip where I could keep Serafina naked for at least week.


  1. Naked for a week sounds like fun :)

    Good luck talking Serafina into skinny dipping. It's lots of fun.

  2. Glad to hear we weren't the only ones who hadn't heard of Wicked Weasel!

    Skinny dipping is great! We did it last night, and if the conditions are right we might have a repeat this evening.

  3. Keep her naked for a week? That sounds like quite a camping trip! I might actually enjoy that kind of camping!


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