No, I'm not forsaking Serafina . . .
No, we haven't decided to join the rest of the BDSM and Tantric worlds and become polyamorists . . .
Actually, I have to confess, I'm in love with an inanimate object . . .
No, I'm not talking about a Fleshlight or Tenga Egg either . . .
Then - "What is my new love?" - you ask . . .
I've discovered a tremendous affinity for something exotic.
Black Yak rope from Maui Kink.
It's a Tibetan Yak rope, made from the coarse outer hairs that the yak produces to keep warm at high altitude.
My love for this rope is not unlike Homer Simpson's feelings for bacon. It elicits shudders of joy. It starts my mouth watering.
|Royal Yak Hair Rope & Black Tibetan Yak Hair Rope from Maui Kink (picture by Maui Kink)|